You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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