that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
only you would photoshop your dick
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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