ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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