Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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