Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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