We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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