There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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