She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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