when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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