Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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