he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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