thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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