: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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