scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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