Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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