I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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