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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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