there was a trapeze. enough said
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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