her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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