when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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