Betty ford says i'm here all night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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