I'm laying in your front yard are you home
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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