I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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