the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Randomize