Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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