all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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