just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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