Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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