he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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