oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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