TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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