he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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