Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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