im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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