I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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