it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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