Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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