Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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