Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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