He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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