Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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