Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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