omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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