Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My penis needs a shock collar
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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