i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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