i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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