They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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