Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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