Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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