is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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